seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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