its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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