Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I want to have your abortion
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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