at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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