Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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