He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
