wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
