I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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