what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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