at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
it's great music for shaving your balls
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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