Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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