so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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