5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Be still, my beating vagina.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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