Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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