what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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