So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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