This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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