we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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