we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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