I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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