How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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