I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize
