Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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