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Man, ugly runs in her family

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yeah, big time

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(775): View more from Nevada

Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear

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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?

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Seriously?

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100%

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(443): View more from Maryland

You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.

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(559): View more from California

I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it

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(708): View more from Illinois

Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.

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