its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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