im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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