I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
