I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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