This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Randomize
