i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
