i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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