There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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