I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
