sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
