Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
sex in a hospital.. check
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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