check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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