Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
this will be a night to untag.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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