I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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