Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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