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(908): View more from New Jersey

im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis

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(440): View more from Ohio

just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.

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(410): View more from Maryland

just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.

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(519): View more from Ontario

all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"

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(678): View more from Georgia

Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?

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(209): View more from California

What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?

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(727): View more from Florida

There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..

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(949): View more from California

I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.

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