Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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