Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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