every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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