This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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