We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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