i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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