This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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