This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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