why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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