So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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